The Gears Gals

Lately I’ve been haunting Epic Games forums, since Tyler’s been on there revving up for Gears of War 2 this November. So… Having an account there, I decided to post some fan art. My favorite thing to do: pinups.

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Coke or Pepsi? Dr. Pepper D:
7-Up or Sprite? Sprite :P
Kool-Aid or Hawaiian Punch? Neither. XP

McDonald’s or Burger King?Burger King, despite the creepy commercials.
Wendy’s or White Castle? I’ve never had White Castle, and I don’t like Wendy’s. :(
Soyburgers or Tofu Dogs? Can’t I have just regular meat?

Ginger or Mary Ann? … Gin.. ger?
Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble? Betty was always cuter.
Laverne DeFazio or Shirley Feeney? Shirley
Marge Simpson or Jane Jetson? Jane Jetson is nigh on infallible. I like Marge better.
Olive Oyl or Peggy Hill? Olive Oyl.

George Reeves or Christopher Reeve? Christopher Reeve Christopher Reeve, always.
Adam West or Michael Keaton? Christian Bale
Clayton Moore or Klinton Spilsbury? Moving on…

Playboy or Penthouse? I’m going to go with Playboy because Playboy had Tony Vargas paintings.
Gallery or Hustler? Eeesh… Neither.
Sports Illustrated or National Geographic? National Geographic

New York Times or New York Post? New York Times
USA Today or Your Local Paper? USA Today
National Enquirer or Weekly World News? That’s not news.

Krispy Kreme or Dunkin’ Donuts? Dunkin Donuts. I always get two boston creme donuts and a large sweet ice tea :D
Jell-O or Pudding? Pudding
Ice Cream or Cake? Depends on which one’s chocolate

Marijuana or Alcohol? I’d rather people smoked pot than were chronic drinkers. (Personally I don’t like how pot smells)
LSD or Peyote? No idea.
Heroin or Crack? Layne Staley died after shooting a combination of both. Neither.

Menthol Cigarettes or Non-Menthol? Menthols. My great grandmother smokes them and they bring back memories.
A Pipe or A Cigar? Pipes are fancy!
Snuff or Chewing Tobacco? Guh, both are gross.

Ivory or Dove? Bath and Body Works!
Tidy Bowl or 2000 Flushes? Just plain Clorox
Charmin or The Sears-Roebuck Catalogue? Whatever’s cheaper

Alice Cooper or KISS? Alice Cooper
Rush or The Guess Who? Rush
AC/DC or Black Sabbath? AC/DC
Deep Purple or Led Zep? The Zeps!
The Who or The Rolling Stones? Neither :X
The Beatles or Chuck Berry? The Beatles
Jerry Lee Lewis or Little Richard? Bleh, I’ll pass.

Baseball or Football? Baseball
Basketball or Hockey? Hockey
Volleyball or Lacrosse? Neither

Protestant or Catholic? Atheist
Reform, Conservative, or Orthodox? Athiest
Atheist or Agnostic? Athiest
Big Bang or Creationism? Atheist
Evolution or Devolution? Athiest. Wait. I mean Evolution.

Slide, Swing, or See-Saw? Considering they’re all banned in most Las Vegas parks I have to say EVERYONE

Wedgie or Cup Check? Either one wins a punch in the nuts from me

Married or Single? Not married, but in a long term relationship. Or are you asking which I would rather? ‘Cause I’d rather just cohabitate.
Monogamy or Polygamy? Monogamy is my preference, but I can see why some people would choose to by polyamorus.
Gay or Straight? I find both men and women appealing to the eye, but men are better for relationships. (That’s definitely going to get me some looks now.)
Straight or Curly? My hair does what it wants.
Curly or Shemp? Uh.
Shemp or Joe? Buh…
Joe or Curly Joe? *Explode*

Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly? Fred Astaire?
Ginger Rogers or Cyd Charrise? I’m so young!!!

‘62 Mets or ‘03 Tigers? Forever Mariners

Superman or Spiderman? Spiderman.
Batman or Captain America? Batman.
Dr. Doom or Lex Luthor? Lex Luthor.

Democrat or Republican? Democrat
Conservative or Liberal? Liberal
Capitalist or Socialist? Socalist
Anarchist or Statist? Uh. Anarchist.

Carnivore, Omnivore, or Vegetarian? Carnivore!
Vegetarian or Vegan? Euch. Neither.
Vegan or Starvation? Starvation.

The Three Stooges or The Marx Brothers? The Three Stooges
Laurel & Hardy or Abbott & Costello? Abbot and Costello
Martin & Lewis or Rowan & Martin? …yeah.

The Munsters or The Addams Family? The Addams Family
Bewitched or I Dream Of Jeannie? eeesh..
Wife Swap or A Kick In The Nuts? I’m going to go with a kick in the nuts ’cause I’ve never heard of it.

Underwear or Pajamas? underwear
Pajamas or Nude? Nude
Both Of You Nude or One Nude & One With Pajamas? This is getting just a biiiit creepy.
Same Bed or Separate Beds? Pfft. Same.

Seat Up or Down? Seat Down. I’m a drowning risk.
Paper Hanging Over or Under? Over

Boxers or Briefs? Boxers
Baggies or A Speedo? Sorry my eyes were vomiting.
Bloomers or Butt Floss? Butt floss

Sock-Sock-Shoe-Shoe or Sock-Shoe-Sock-Shoe? Sock-sock-shoe-shoe

Grecian Urn or Henway? I don’t know…
And Don’t Call Me Shirley or Take My Wife, Please? Take my wife, please.
Pie Fight or Genteel Social Satire Full of Clever Bons Mots? The long one!

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Fanart for once!

Skidoosh!

Background FAIL

Caution! Gore!

Tradional art for my Portfolio

A creature of my creation

Friends drawing, my colors

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1. Put iTunes/your music player on “Shuffle”

2. For each question, press the “Next” button to get your answer

3. You MUST write down the name of THAT SONG no matter what. (aka NO CHEATING!)

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?

Just Like You Imagined (Nine Inch Nails)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Sleeping In (The Postal Service)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Moth (Audioslave)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Club Nowhere (Blueman Group)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?

Danny Boy (Meav Ni Mhaolchatha)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Feul (Metallica)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Tim Finnegan’s Wake (The Clancy Brothers)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

Too Bad (Nickelback)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Kiss - Mashup with Heartbreak Hotel (Happy Feet)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

What’s My Age Again (Richard Cheese)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Beat It Upright (Korn)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Blow Me Away (Breaking Benjamin)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

How Soon is Now? (The Smiths)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

So Long and Thanks for All the Fish (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Should’ve Known Better (Nickel Creek)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Pinball Wizard (SoCal VoCals) (Groan)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

One Week (Barenaked Ladies) (That would actually be pretty awesome.)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Gasoline (Audioslave)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Kashmir (Led Zeppelin)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Live and Learn (Crush 40)

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?

L.O.V.E Is For The Way You Look At Me (Frank Sinatra)

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He might get transferred, but it’s for sure that the surgery is going to happen. I hope he feels better by the morning, because I’m going to go see him soon as I’m awake enough to get walking.

So here’s to a sleepless night over something most people sneeze at.

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